Sunday, January 21, 2007

The Longstanding Legacy

When the Governor's race in California turned into a freak show, the State became the laughing stock of our Great Nation. With the likes of a porn star, former child actor and Mr. Universe on the multiple-choice ballot, our Representative Republic took a serious hit to its credibility.

Now, thanks to the last two to occupy the office, the Presidency has become a joke.

Clinton proved someone with no moral compass and the ability to lie with a straight face could be president.

Dubya has proven - beyond any shadow of a doubt - one can be President with virtually zero intelligence and the ability to deny all that is true.

Thanks for the legacy, boys.

In case you're interested, here's the laundry list of "Pick the least-worst Candidates"

Enjoy

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

It's Finally Been Done!

Finally! An anthem for all manly guy friends of this world!

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

!EXPOSED!

Are there any doubts now about who deserved to play in the BCS Championship game?

Apparently, the Big 10 isn't quite as tough as Michigan fans seem to think. NOTE: Bowl Winning Percentage for Big 10 Bowl Season was .285, MAC was .250, SEC .667

So, does the BCS system work? Apparently so...

Monday, January 08, 2007

All I want for Christmas

I'll end the suspence, just eight days into the new year...Dear Santa, please bring me one of these.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

What the Heck is he Saying?

A) Dewd, did you see Carrie over there making out with Jerry Jones?
B) Yo Tony, don't stress...Tee time is at 7:30 tomorrow...$5 skins...bring your 'A' Game.
C) Hey, look at it this way...For the next week, T.O. will talk about someone else losing the game.